Subtitle by Aldi Arman
Hey, Where is he?
Sleeping well, huh? oh it's like this. huh?
Hey, Wake up!
Here's your passport and car key
Enjoy your trip and have fun for us too. yeah!
Being drunk and on a plane doesnt mean you can go grabbing the flight attendant's boobs.
Let's go. What a bastard.
Later. Bye-bye. See ya!
let's get wasted at aey's house Later. Bye-bye. See ya!
Hurry up
Wait up. Go go
bye bye !
Honey, I gotta go now bye bye
what about your passport? Don't forget it.
it's here i won't forget
Money?
I already separated them in many paces like how you told me too.
No worries
Gum?
What for?
so you can chew it on the plane when your ears hurt.
i will buy it inside. don't worry. meow is going with me
just a sec. We are missing 1 passenger
What are all of you waiting for?
you will all miss the flight
"Dumped"
Puak.what the hell are you doing
writing om my forehead?!
jerk! Stop messing around
what the hell are you laughing for? Stop it!
Bastard.
Hey, I am serious okay?!
Jim must not know about this! yes!
He must think that I'm going to korea with you. Okay?
Okay my ass! My luggage is in Shin's car.
I'm wearing the only underwear i have.
what am I going to do?
c'mon it's only 7-8 days
Okay, I will get your some Etude as a souvenir.
Sweetie why did you kick her seat?
You see, you woke her up now. You are so naughty Sweetie why did you kick her seat?
You see, you woke her up now. You are so naughty
we have just landed at Incheon International Airport in Seoul
The time here is 2 hours ahead of thailand
The temperature outside is approximately 0 degree Celsius The time here is 2 hours ahead of thailand
The temperature outside is approximately 0 degree Celsius
Hello everyone this way please
Be careful
this way.
So cute.
This way
| HELLO | STRANGER |
Let's go!
Everyone down. Come on. This way. Let's go!
Everyone down. Come on. This way.
Come closer. Closer please
Ready? Loudly now,.. 1 2 3
Kimchi! Ready? Loudly now,.. 1 2 3
Kimchi!
Bro. can you take a picture for us
Yes. okay,
Come here
Okay ready? 1.2.3
Baby, are you sure? this pose is so lame.
Then is this pose better? Baby, are you sure? this pose is so lame.
Then is this pose better?
Your're naughty.
Ready?
Umm you should bend your knees down a little
I want to see the roof in the back too
Alright then
No no Forget it.
Please take a half-body picture. No no Forget it.
Please take a half-body picture.
Ok. Half body it is.
Smile! 123
nice
Thank you nice
Thank you
And here we are at the coffe prince cafe
This is where Ging Yoo kissed the main actress for the first time
very romantic
let me see
is there anyone here pretending to be a boy like the main actress did in coffe prince?
Here comes my coffee is there anyone here pretending to be a boy like the main actress did in coffe prince?
Here comes my coffee
finally i get to drink it here from the source
Shit! it's hot!
there in korea.
they believe that if a couple comes up to Seoul Tower
and turns the keys together on their locks
and then throws the keys over the bridge and turns the keys together on their locks
and then throws the keys over the bridge
then no one can ever keep them apart
Ready?
Yes! throw them away Ready?
Yes! throw them away
Won't it hit all those people down there?
Umm.. we better go to the Teddy Bear Moseum downstairs
let's go everyone this way please
and here is the location where the series
princess Hours took places, this way please
Babe. I Hooked our locks together
So we will be together forever
So are you guys tired from today's activities?
Not at all So are you guys tired from today's activities?
Not at all
Great! But for tommorow we have to wake up early
Because we will be going out of town
Get up at six, breakfast at seven and rolling out by eight Because we will be going out of town
Get up at six, breakfast at seven and rolling out by eight
So remember this simple code
6 7 8
What it is? 6 7 8
What it is?
6 7 8
Again? 6 7 8
Again?
6 7 8 Again?
6 7 8
Excellent! Give yourself a round of applause
Shit! Damn it! What is this shit?
How this stop? stop
ee.. what, what is this
chicken or pig
no no no chicken
pig
or buffalo..what? what?
It is rely on a hodgepodge of meat*
What is the hell in this kind of meat
Shit!
I'm not eating anymore
no no no I'm not eating anymore
no no no
You
You, are you okay
You
Shit!
you you
what time? what time? what time? you you
what time? what time? what time?
almost eight o'clock
Damn it! the bus is leaving almost eight o'clock
Damn it! the bus is leaving
Hey you ! that my jacket
Are you thai? why didn't you say so!
gotta go
Hey, are you similiar with this hotel? the Grand Ambassador
yeah I do, I just walked passed it yesterday
How do I get there?
Well it's not to far, when you walk out then turn right
You will see Fish-bread shop on your left. and then you make a right
and walk under the bridge and get out at the 3rd exit. the 3rd exit ok?
if you get out of the wrong exit than i can't help you
once you come up then it's very easy
you will find sock stand with the faces of celebrity on the socks, they're having a sale once you come up then it's very easy
you will find sock stand with the faces of celebrity on the socks, they're having a sale
and then cross the street and go straight and turn left
and turn right you will find it
WOW, are you born here or is your husband Korean?
who could remember all that?!
Look
Fish-Bread, 3rd exit. Socks on sale it's not that difficult
Bread on sale, 3rd exit and fishsock
Fish-Bread, 3rd exit. Socks on sale
Stop I can't remember. You gotta take me
Hurry up. Are you Martha Steward or something? You stop to eat everything!
so inconsiderate. Hurry up. Are you Martha Steward or something? You stop to eat everything!
so inconsiderate.
You know i'm in hurry
Why in such hurry?! Here we are!
Okay everyone is here, all set?
All set Okay everyone is here, all set?
All set
Are we missing anyone ?
No
Okay then
Let's go! yay Okay then
Let's go! yay
Hey you. Where are we?
It's like a castle from dark ages
Here we are at the Grand Ambas...
sy... (embassy)
We're so sorry. Your group has left 2 hours ago
She said your tour group left two hours ago
Hey how could they !
why they go? i'm here
Can you call the guide
uh uh call it
knock knock it's time to wake up uh uh call it
knock knock it's time to wake up
Now we are heading to seoraksan national park
Wait a minute Hello
Ah? No way to come back for me?*
why?
they say your tour is already in other town
and they come back to get you the day after tomorrow
What? what kind of sevice is this?!
Once I'm back home i will sue and lose their money until the they collapse*
l am so sorry for that
excuse me
wait, give me some help*
Hey, you can do sighting around seoul now
it's just 2 days. I gotta go now, Good luck
Why do you follow me?*
I'm going with you
ah! this is your fault
if you didn't take me to the wrong hotel i would be with the tour group now
You asked me to help you*
well if you don't know how would I know? *
Hey, Dont you feel responsible for it? *
Do you want a money?
Are you a fraud syndicate?*
What do you say ah?*
Hey what ah? Hey you ...*
What the hell ah? l say you ...*
I'll will catch you* What the hell ah? l say you ...*
I'll will catch you*
You, you ...
What the hell ah!
You
Do not go Wait
You
You ... you wait
l am not a fraud syndicate help me
No what l did not talk to you
And you say you're Thai, abandoning your people ah!
Card your ass l do not understand you
Do not mess with me, dont make me want to kill you
Hello are you taklking to me?
l said what are you and apologizing for
l did not lie to them but they indiscriminately arrest me ...
l want to ask you, are you crazy or what?
Why have you been following me
l ...
l do not want to eat dog meat
l would not say in English
l do not know where to go l could hardly point of ̇̇¤ la carte
Last night I just eat dog meat
This is my first trip abroad
Let me follow you?
- l really do not know anyone - let alone so much
l need my money back
Oh? This one thousand won?
Thirty baht?
Where are we we going today?
l'm not your tour guide ok, l'll only let you come with me today
Ill send you back to the hotel the day after tomorrow
Understand?
Do you think l'm like Michael Jackson?
Are you touring alone?
Ah
Oh cool yo
What is cool?
l am also alone
One group tour?
No wonder?
You are alone?
- Not surprisingly, no surprise - you say?
Oh, OK OK
Do you have a name
You ask for my name?
Do you like me?
which do you want?
NO thanks, l do not drink carbonated drinks
My boyfriend sent me an email
He said that if you put a coin in carbonated drinks
The coin will disappear soon
- Ah? Really? - Ah!
Why?
Someone takes them?
(NAMl lSLAND Nami lsland)
Hey you
NAMl
Oh you do not ''Ha ... NAMl'' it? \ N ( laughter is the Thai Ha HA)
Funny?
But honestly, this island very comfortable. So relaxing
It is better to go here
than to go along with those Korean super- boring asses
Ah Hey!
That is one couple who's home island main home?
Look at them
They left their country to see these korean drama sites,right?
lf there is no drama in this country, Will there be tourists?
This is a mess to the Drama Queen
what are you Doing?
You can go back to the hotel on your own
Oh l'm sorry l'm sorry l'm sorry
So ... this is who?
Bae Yong Joon
Looks handsome
one thing though...
He is too hard for you to get.
Get the point? too hard
Hey you tell me, l really do not understand these crazy Korean drama
People sit there and cry rivers like someone died at home.
different parents during childhood
Reunion of lovers then afterwards dies
Or the actresses posing as boys
and nobody notices
Its the same
Korean soap operas, is this the reason why you're here?
l think they're super-fake
Do you have any romance in your system?
Are you really a fan of dramas?
Romance only exist in movies and TV.
Ah so if the actor and actress are of the same look...
Are they still romantic?
The looks does not matter
Man look at you look at yourself?
Those South Korean couples wearing glasses they're a cute couple
Don't they fear that people will tease them
Do you really think that you are that good-looking?
Do not block the lens' view.
Yo still ferocious
Hello l'm ah Bae
The most romantic male lead
I really love you Oh brother
Oh dear this job duties do make me hungry
Eh?
That sister, brother and sister would like to take pictures, right?
Let me burst forth a good a good meal
Cover me so that nobody will see what im doing
Well quite delicious
Well, they're now about to take pictures
One two three cute ~
One two three good pose good pose
Fans will not forget you
Love you brother
How many times did i tell you you not to be jealous jealous jealous and
Oh brother began to fall in love with your brother, I found a
Uh ... ah ... oh ... so hot ...
l began to really fall in love with your brother
Let me bite whisper him
Screwed up the atmosphere
Two Tickets please!
Hey you
Only one ticket
You can just go somewhere else then come back here
You want me to get lost?
I'll wait for you here
(Gold Columbia)
Oh you dont want me to hear you answer the phone?
Hello, how's my honey?
What are you doing?
l'm preparing to watch the show "Berdugo ng panahon"
Remember honey? the show i am talking about? a lot of people liked it
Im Lucky to buy the last ticket
How about Asna? She's not going with you?
Asna, she ordered online before . ̇̇
Why not with the set?
Say ah
Wait honey. the show is about to start
Asna do not go so fast and so l look
Oh, here comes the first batch of people need to hang up honey
Asna wait for me
So im Asna?
Do not ask so many things ok?
Here you can take pictures while you wait
Hello Pedro l want to talk to you . ̇̇
You really missed a good show
The show was really good
At the beginning the lead actor was wearing a super cute glasses
But when he took off his glasses, as he would be electrocuted at the same time Dzzzt Dzzzt...
Then transforms into a man who brings a large sword and chase those who come at him
Funny, but there is shock Dzzzt Dzzzt...
Well l do not think any electric shock what is funny
Well watching the electric shock Dzzzt Dzzzt Dzzzt Dzzzt...... made me die laughing ...
Mmm really funny
Give the camera back to me
Then it went on to say...
shut up
Finally, when the actor started to climb the walls
Climb the wall like this, after turning down three somersault
ls not tumble it? l do not think it's that painful.
The same as if you will turn right
How will you not turn?
You always contradict people
What do you want me to do
There is no one i know here
The store was full of Korean
You do not look stupid, you know me
What is your name, l do not know you
Ah coming here is really a waste of air tickets
No one listens and understands what we say
You do not believe me? I'll show you
Old man, Old man
Old man are you busy?
Come here
You'll see him laugh
Old man your dishes are so fucking awful you know that
Dogs wont even eat this
Your mother would even throw up if she eats this
it tastes like dog vomit that you got somewhere and served me.
You should shop and go to a more fashionable store. Your shoes suck
You can't cook
You can now die old man
Good
OK
What were you thinking?
So what is it with you?
Fooling your boyfriend and sneaked to play abroad
That's my business
You're right that is your business
ln fact, you have to come all the way here for dramas
and that is not my business
What is wrong with going on tour before my friend's wedding?
Be careful not to get caught by your dwarf-looking boyfriend
How can you say my boyfriend is a dwarf? ̇̇̇
Little man
Only a little smaller to be called a man?
Stand there like sitting in the same picture
You peep my camera photos?
Hey do you even know what respect is?
No wonder you dont have a girlfriend
Hey how can you say that
Excuse me, l have a girlfriend
where is she?
Break up
She broke up with you?
What do you mean she broke up?
and how about your man?
Hey honey
Oh, do not drink carbonated drinks honey
it is very very very very dangerous
if you put iron in the soda
The iron will be gone
That is why my clothes are wrinkled for days
He is worried about me ah
OK so he is worried
Shit! What the hell is this old man?
even if its free, nobody will eat this? these are alive!
Good Lord old man i won't eat this
Also they're moving around on the plate Old man old man!
Hey come on, that is korean hospitality. how can you not eat it?
So be it if you dare eat this
l drink a glass of soju
A glass? lf l am willing to eat this ... this creepy slimy food?
You should drink at least a bottle of soju
Deal!
But you have to eat that raw squid in that container...whole!
To scared to do a dare, right?
chicken?
Beep beep beep who it was? \ N (toot in Thai and in sissy sound similar)
Du ~ \ N (Mother ~)
Old man, Gave me that!
Really like octopus captain in the ''Pirates of the Caribbean''
I think it is glued
This texture is too slimy ah
Ouch! It hurts ah!
Pain ...
Your turn
Drink!
Finished!
Wanna use the toilet? You wait a minute let me finish first
Hey! What has gotten into you
Bad! Bastard!
Crazy!
What the Well wait a minute
l did not do anything to you!
Then why am l dressed like this?
You dont remember last night on the hot tub you stripped naked ang began to Tuotuo
Lie! Your lying!
l'm just kidding
How would l know
Who knows you do not want to fall asleep in the bath room
the shower cap is still on your head
Ah! Last night was so fun
Pussycat Dolls Pussycat Dolls ...
To a to a sexy sexy
Boy you have oversized elephant ears
Its beautiful isn't it?
IF he knows about this Im dead!
(boyfriend 107 missed calls)
Boyfriend 107 Golden missed call Is someone dead? he seems he wants to kill you
lf that person knows what l was doing im going to die
Hey! Your boyfriend crazy, right?
Holy crap!
Hey how's my honey?
Why do not you answer the phone?
Because ... i just cant hear the phone ringing
Were you Drinking?
No I'm not drinking
Are you sure?
I just drank a little
with some people on the tour. ̇̇
What people?Who are they?
Asna with you?
I just saw her at central shopping yesterdey. I know you are lying
Where a Central?
Do not you try to change the subject
Do you think l'm stupid?
Why lie?
Not so
Because ... I want to go to Mina's wedding
But she's not available to come with me.
Then why lie?
Well l'm sorry
Why this wedding shit very important?
She's not the one marrying you
just think about this
lf someone had told honey something
honey is not willing to tell people
So i am the one at fault?
You'll be booking a flight back
Whatever class, the sooner the better
Honey do not get angry
Hey!
l called you back you do not answer . .. or are you with someone?
Honey Do not get too far saying that ... in fact,
You do not understand what I'm saying? l'll call you back!
Dont come back we are breaking up!
Break up
Breaking up?
just beacuse of that?
How kind of you
Can not think of any lies to say?
To take care of mentally handicapped woman like you is sickening me, you idiot!
You always give me trouble, you are the most idiotic woman I know!
l met the most annoying woman!
Ah! This annoying woman also hates you!
Want to know why this annoying woman lies
Because you are stupid! You and your family together!
Let's Break up then. Good for me.
From now on, this annoying woman can drink cans of pepsi anytime she wants!
Koreans would like to see this annoying woman in bikini! this annoying woman will wear a bikini all over Korea!
This annoying woman would like it the more people sees me! !
Fucking dwarf!
Rot in hell! This annoying woman is not your slave!
That's good all the blame can be unpleasant ...
Look at this aannoying woman wear bikinis every day
Good
l accompany you wearing bikini
But I do not know if they have my size
Drink Drink Drink DrinkS ...
Hey wait a minute I'm tired
lt's beautiful
Really beautiful
Hey!so sleep on there?
You think the stars in here and Bangkok are the same?
Ah ... not the same as i know know
How about the ones in Bangkok, you like them
lf you know your girlfriend lied you will immediately break up?
How do you want me to answer?
They say the most difficult to guess is a woman's heart
If my answer is not the one on your mind i'll be in trouble
Why is it difficult to guess?
Parn Tanaporn you have heard the song?
Parn Tanapron?
Ah l think this is super sweet song
Lyrics is about not envying other girls and doing anything to see your boyfriend
Dont have to wear make up to make him look at you
Wait
ok
l want to barf
Hey! You Kick so hard
Call back and talk to him
He will understand you
Have you ever seen real snow?
May be seen how far l have been to the Thai-Cambodian border on the ''Do not wave the town''
lf you really see the snow, what would you do?
Eat it
Or if not
Write my name using may pee on the snow how about you?
l would like to undress in the snow
Want to know how cold it is
Wow! that's hot!
I told this idea to my boyfriend
But he said ...
l am talking nonsense
Your tour here
Uh ...im going ah
Hey! I do not know your name!
Yes ah!
What is your name?
Better not tell you
Back to Bangkok, you have no way to say that the im the most annoying woman
ok
Oh that ... l'm going
Nice to meet you
Hey dont
I Should be very happy to not know you!
Glad to not know you too!
Please applaud our friends rejoin
Odd to return to Seoul after the warm weather, and more, right?
Unlike yesterday, we went to ski ...
Cold!
We are really lucky
April we can still see the snow
Come on who is the first time who will see snow, please raise your hands
How do you feel?
You
Ah? Forget anything?
No
We can still see snow
You havent seen snow right?
wanna come?
well now can i know what your name is?
You Guess
Well well
l think ... a person like you should be called ...
plum
Why?
you look like a plumber
To think of it all?
l'm very disappointed
Then you should be called the John .. ̇
Why? My face looks like a foreigners?
Escape the tramp
Well a man like you sleeps like a dog in the middle of the road
John is also like a dog, a fashionable dog
l think we should not know each other's name
Why?
You said do not you want to anyone to know you in a foreign country
No one knows us
So?
lf we don't know each other's name
We won't have to care about each other
and we can say what's
really on our minds
I can call you anything I wan't
So I can say anything I want and you wont get mad?
ahah
moustache lip
Donkey ears
Flat chest
flabby legs, big butt, dirty elbows, ashy knees, monkey face
did you get angry?
Not angry
DUll brain
Old lady
Angry?
Not angry
I'm enjoying this
(Fuck!)
This is okay ah?
No No No
Two Room \ N (two rooms)
Two Room
Enough is enough let me say
Two ...
Two
No No ...
Well, good room room
Well quite a wide bed to lie down
Right ah but ... it is also quite short
Well, l sleep on the floor
Hey,is that all right?
l do not want to take advantage of you
you took advantage of me when we you made me eat octopus
What a mess, you left the hotel room
we did not come here for a valentine's day agenda
Hey, l want to ask you
How many girlfriends did you have?
why do you want to ask?
Just want to know
Three
What about you? He is your first love, right?
My first love is completely different than him
How different?
A girl
My mother did not know it
At that time l read the girls also cut short hair
Even a school girl behind me screaming
Ah! So l tried to do it
... Have you tried what position?
Hate to try to contact
Wow! Try to make out...
Each posture have you tried it?
Try to do couple exchanges
One of my girlfriends there
was an Australian.. it was super hot that day
School day wear suspenders
her arms were on the bus rails
her long armpit hair was exposed
then the wind blew and the armpit hair was going to my face
So l really can not stand it and just broke up with her
A really hairy break up
But better than breaking up on the phone
Or abroad, looking for someone to complain to but do not know to whom
At least in Thailand, I can consult sister Jam in the radio
Who?
You havent heard about her?
A lot of poeple consult to him
SHe's just a DJ, how can she help you
SHe simply just goes on air
and then takes the money and goes home after the program
There are some things we do not dare to tell other people you know
ls not it? why dont you tell me something?
dont laugh ok
Ah
... There was a time that I was so obsessed with my health
My boyfriend then forced me to detox
then detox ...
Will ...
too much laxative
l do not know ah
Why he would let me give me lots of laxative?
You drank it?
Yes...
Cant even flush the toilet..
Dont tell that to anybody ok. How about you?
What?
Ah the things about you and your girlfriends break up
Its not a normal break up
Hey come on, I told you a lot of things
Do you really want to know?
l ...
She got pregnant
At that time l'm still not ready
So l ...
I told her to get an abortion
But she refused
l ...
l pushed her down the stairs
l just wanted to the baby to be lost
but things didn't go the way i want ...
They both died...
you got scared?
Shut up
Hey, l'm just kidding
You take it seriously
How you could you make fun of those kind of things
l had lost two child during pregnancy
That was the saddest thing that happened to my life
Until today
l will be having nightmares about it when I sleep
Subtitle by Aldi Arman
Gotcha! you look silly
Silly
in the second turn right
Oh! Good good l'm almost there
Mina
ls it ok to bring my friend to your wedding?
Is it really ok? I'm not invited
It's Okay, l invited you to go
Hello ehha Mina
perhaps this sounds a bit crazy, but ...
Can you do something for me?
How are you? Are you excited?
Of course!
This is ...uhm.. May
Uh... yeah, l'm Dang
you Mina?
Yes
Nice to meet you
l'll explain later, ok?
Two hands Two Hands
Korean tradition, two hands
l don't get it
You meet him, traveled with him
and dont tell each other's name?
uh ... it's . ..
Its ...
How do i say this
lt's just a ...
Stupid game
game?
Do you like him?
No, l can't ever like him
He's ... not my type
So you just do it for ... sex?
Sex?!
No!
l am not like that
Try this
lt's called this is called ''sadyang bihon'
'sadyang bihon'
lt's good
You have to tell her, she cooked it
l was just helping her
Ah! l knew it
lt's very good, every one
lt's like Dae Jang-geum cook \ N ( like Jewel in the Palace to do the dishes)
You know Dae Jang-geum? \ N (you know Jewel?)
Yeah Yeah
l know Dae Jang-geum \ N (l know that Jewel in the Palace)
Rain
Nickun
Nickun!
Nickun 2PM
Yeah Heartbeat Heartbeat
Thailand Tony Jaa \ N (Thailand Tony? Jia)
Where is my elephant?
You like Sadyang bihon?
Yes
Tell your wife to cook
No
Not wife na
Hands down No No
No ... No ...
where's mina?
she went to bed. getting ready for tomorrow
How long have you known each other?
we just met last new year's day
Wow it looks you know her quite long
we met at a fish foot spa at chiang mai
Mina was sitting next to me
she was making some strange sounds
all the people are watching her
what sounds did she make?
its ...
that's it
- Yes Oh? - Ah
Do you wanna do something cool tomorrow for minas wedding?
Buy the spa fishes as a present
the make her a poem "my feet and the fishes... making love"
Oh yeah!
yeah!
Mina is a very lovable person, I can talk to her a lot of things
Since then she and l have been talking upto now by email
Its quite easy for you to get close to a stranger huh
Ah but you know before...
the poeple I know from work for a long time
i seldomly talk to them
You know?
I was also at chiang mai last new year
where in chiang mai - ln Nimman Road
Nimman, with your friends?
No
Who did you go with?
my girlfriend
Ex girlfriend
Hey, I'll leave you alone for a while
l'll go to bed first
Can you get my phone please?
Hello
She did not answer the call?
She answered ... but she does not speak
Hey Dontt you want to talk to Sister jam?
Maybe she can help you
Ah?
You want me to dial her number?
Hello is this Sister jam I'm speaking with...Please wait
Hey what?
Hurry hurry long-distance calls are expensive
Uh ... Hello?
Hello? who am i talking to?
Are you Mr. Wang Cai
What can Sister Jam do for you today?
What are you thinking?
Well soon you listeners are gonna hear this guy's story
Hello? Hello? You still there? Hello?
Please turn the radio volume down
so that you can hear me properly
Hello? Still there?
I had a girlfriend for 8 years who broke up with me
Ok Sister jam sister what can you do to help?
Easy, just tell me what happened
Did she tell you the reason for the break up?
Because ... she wanted to get married but l do not want to
Why? Why don't you want to get married?
You dont love her?
There are a lot of people who gets married and then gets divorced
Not being marrying her does not mean I dont love her
And then she just suddenly broke up with me
First, calm down, Mr. Wang Cai for Sister Jam please?
or else you might scare me
or are you really sister jam?
So the problems are exactly what?
Me getting married
I won't be able to do what I want to do
No way i'm cleaning baby's ass
Just an analogy
Uh ... Mr. Wang Cai
Mr. Wang Cai you said to her you do not want to marry her
Why not call her now?
because this is not real... we are just playing
playing?
No no no Mr. wan cai, this is not a child's play
oh he hung up
Then all of you listener's out there lets just do a survey
about how mr. wan cai will talk to his ex
Send 2 to 2366 if you want to call the mother of his ex
Oi! let's stop this nonsense
It did not help
lf you have you won't talk to Sister jam, she cant help you
You can not give her what she wants
She then broke up with you, is it not normal?
Why do you have to struggle?
Call her and then let go
l can not not call her
l have not told her that l 'had' wanted to marry her
You serious?
Are you sister jam?
So did Mr. wancai want to propose to her?
and accepted cleaning baby's ass?
l do not know
But l will try
Well you are very romantic
Give me something romantic
l do not want to say a single word
Why don't you try sending her a post card?
if she sees those words, she'll be so happy
(Marry me!)
Why dont I buy this for mina's wedding gift?
You don't buy koreans a korean present
Well l do not know what to buy, it's hard
Wow you have the dwarf's picture with you
I'll replace the picture right after I go home
So ... We're moving on
Who are they?
Friends
Mina looks so happy Oh
Just like my ex
She's married
Six
Seven
Hey What the hell!
more more more
More ah!
Sorry, sorry... let's come out first
You first come out
What l just want him to do more for more babies
Can't do it?
See what you did?
You got drunk!
lt may not be true
You call her again?
Can you leave me alone
See what you've done to me?
Write postcards to propose to her
She married to another man
Romantic?
Are you sure what you are doing?
lt doesn't look like a game to me
Yes, l know
Fuck!
Out of money?
Take it
Why don't you talk?
just call me nosy, it's better
It's not your fault
She is supposed to be married
Am I stupid?
She broke up with me.. but I still think there is hope
You know?
Before we break up, we decided to on this tour to Korea
l came ... I thought she will come
my heart was split in two.
l'm so silly
You see
Heartbroken people tends to do silly stuff
You saw me stupidly yell on the bridge right?
this machine only gets money
nobody really wins
Ah is it really neccessary to be that happy?
If she started playing when she was young, she would have won a lot
Forget this, I'm not playing anymore
lets play more
I still have a lot of money
If you win you can you give me my money back?
A slot machine is for old geezers
you wanna go for russian roulette?
JUst say black or red?
I dont know you have this kind of Knack
l think its definitely black
I'll bet on Black
- Black - Black
lt does not matter what color again this time to buy?
Red
- OK? - OK!
Ah red
Red Red Come
Red Red ...
I can't believe we lost all of those bets
I must have the worst luck
Hey! No one has bad luck
There's just mistakes
Red or black?
I don't want to play
One more game
Again last
Black or red?
- Red - red?
Red
Are you crazy?
We must get your money back don't we?
Believe me we're gonna lose
That's ok
No more bet
Yes you really have the worst luck
Lets go to sleep
What are you doing ah?
l won!
Where did you get the chips?
old man with glasses gave me
He told me to bet on the opposite side of where she lets the ball go
ls that it? How many wins?
You see
Hey! You buy a 0?
Ah
Thirty times!
3.6 million? 3600000! 3600000!
3600000!
Cheers!
What is it?
Hey we didn't exchange everything
Let's go exchange it
Keep it as a souvenir
Its a tip for you
Because now l am rich
I'll use this to buy a diamond ring
This i'll buy a house
This I'll use to buy Nami lsland
l want to buy them all
You'll need to buy a hundred thousand more to buy them all?
Why don't you just let me dream?
I've been dreaming to become like those rich people who can buy anything they want
I just wanna know how it feels
Good idea
l also want to know
For priceless memories right?
Or not?
Or not? Or not? ...
l riiiich!
His lines are so moving even though I dont understand
(singhot)
Why?
i also played supporting role on a movie?
Really?
Just one scene with the lead actor
Which one? do it?
I say do it?
l know this face?
I don't remember
You probably have not seen it
Or seen but forgotten
Tell me
Do you think you can play the female lead?
Im only a supporting actress and not the female lead
Do you want to become the female lead?
What?
To to to to
OK to
To
Bae Yong Joon! Bae Yong Joon!
Hotel waiter waiter
They see that he looks like him and hired him
Gagu!
l thought he was the real thing!
Oi how do you think I can get him?
Do they look alike?
Dedicated to a special meal of new heroine
Look!
You hugged Bae Yong Joon's back
We are not ... you ... Where have we met?
Ah in Nami lsland
Yes, yes, really
lt's your little supporting actress from Thailand
She left for Korea just to hug my back
I have always dreamed of seeing you
Why did it take so long?
I don't have the money to go out of the country
l'll still go back and become a good utility man ( di ko magets)
l can not believe the two of us could even meet again
then dont believe, I don't want to see you
Ouch! You don't want to see me
You were about to collapse and piss your pants a while ago?
Your now look silly!
Your Hilariously laughing now!
Speechless, right?
How could l speak, im just supporting?
Oh do not worry
Even if you are just supporting
You are the world's lovliest supporting actress
''l think love is catching''
''l think love would go through the test of time''
''The longer the love the more valuable''
''This is what l think l'm dreaming of love''
''When you come to me l have forgotten everything''
''My eyes don't seem to see other people''
''As if time stopped at that one second our eyes collide''
''The Earth had stopped turning the sky is lit up''
''Put the Buddha in this moment breathing has stopped''
''With those eyes, you have just journeyed my mid''
''I am thankful that time let us meet here''
''glad to meet you''
... Promise ... you ... do won't try ... to Look!
l ... won't ...I don't ... want ... to see ...you...
Wow! Well ... cold!
Freakingly cold!
How cold?
Super super cold!
Are you now satisfied?
Cold satisfied
What ah?
I thought you want to eat snow?
You ah
Good?
Salty
Ah cold
hey
l called to change the flight date ...
Oh ah ah good good
Embarrassed
We agreed that we can say anything we want to say right?
Ah
Do you like me?
I like you
Like to ...
Love?
Uh ...
l'm not sure
Thank you for being honest
l ...
l really like you
But ...
l ...
Mina invited me to stay at her place for a while
l would like to change the plan first and go to Mina's
Ah? What about me?
You can go back to Seoul
l would like stay here longer in Wan Jitian
Is there something wrong?
no ah
Why do girls love to say
"I'm all right", "lt doesn't matter"
When clearly there is something wrong
Why did we not separate ways earlier?
In the end, we will have to separate each other
Separate what is the difference now?
Sorry
Sorry for what?
Why are you angry?
Why can't we travel together like before?
The same as before?
Do you want me, before you don't even want to know my name in our travels
Then what? We say goodbye at the airport, pretending nothing had happened before?
Why are you being sarcastic?
You like me?
We met just a few days ago
that's right
What do you care anyway, you don't even know my name
Can you continue driving?
l'm not the one who started this
Then l'll go
lf you really want to, then l'll go separately
You
Hey!
Hey! Where are you going? Hey!
Hey!
- You You - yes sir?
Have you seen the girl I am with?
l'm sorry. l don't understand
The girl who's with me! You seen her?
'Come with me' ah
'Come with me' girl
l was here a a long while ago
What kind of man are you
How can you leave me alone there?
l can not drive the car without the keys
Sorry
l am a bastard
l am a fool
l was a fucking idiot!
l told you l'm not sure ...
l really don't know ...
What this feeling would lead me to
The only I know ...
When you're with me
l'm damn so happy
When you told me to go back to Seoul...
When I could not find you...
l feel so damn bad!
Isn't this love?
How could you love me
We don't even know each other
l don't even know your name
You said it
l do not know you
But l know a girl
She likes to drink a bottle of Pepsi and then
Every time rides a motorcycle
She will fall asleep
When she gets drunk
Also like to dance the lumbar
l know that if l continue being with her
l may have a very unlucky life
Perhaps no way to win any bet in a casino
But you know what?
l still want to see her every day
That girl ... is standing right here?
look at you?
Crying so bad like somebody died back home
Weren't you crying?
You were crying longer?
l did not ah
here
What is it?
Don't know
I bought this with the money we have left
here
Hey since we started traveling, what was your favirite meal?
Ah ...
l like ...
Sadyang Bihon
The one we ate at Mina's house
When we go home, can you cook one for me?
l don't know can how to cook it
What about you? Which food do you like?
l like it this meal
You see me hold your hands
Really ah ah!
So heavy
Go
Yes
Pictures? We haven't taken any
Well
let's ask her,
Uh ...
Excuse me \ N (Excuse me)
Can you take photo for us?
- Yes - Thank you!
Come
Rui
Why are you here?
Because ...
Its the Address on your postcard
Oh, this is ...
Thailand travel with me people
My name is Mei
- Hello - Hello
l'm sorry l just do not know you are from Thailand
lt does not matter
Just to take pictures it? Let me help you take
Shoot it over there
- Well - the house is very beautiful
Ah you're not going with her?
Just take my picture
l will look short with you
Ready one two three
Thank you
My face looks fat
I am going the, oh
Going?
Ah
Nice to meet you, Miss Rui
Bye
Oh I Forgot
How are you?
l ...
Im doing good
Why did you send me this now?
Do you really think I am going to marry?
l just ...
Needed time to think about it
Your friends said you got married?
I can only marry a man right?
Of course, and you need love to get married to man right?
Hey you
Can l talk with you?
Talkng about what?
Rui sits where?
l ...
Sorry
l do not know what will ...
No need for explanation
l understand
lf you remember the experience in Thailand and say hello
You mean ...
We will not meet again?
What would we meet for?
We're just two heartbroken people ...
Chance encounter in a foreign country
Cold and lonely
Perhaps these the feelings between us is just a temporary illusion
How do you know if it is true?
didn't you say...
love story does not exist
l'm going
Wait
At least let me know your name please?
Enough
Dont pity me?
Well that was fast
Lost your keys?
It should be here
What is that?
What is your name?
Bari
We have the models for Miss Bari to choose for
You see which you like
Go
The show was so funny
i will never forget 'berdugo ng panahon'
Hey the guy with glasses is cute ah!
Didn't I tell you so
Seedlings today?
Friday ah how it?
What today keep up ''Friday Club'' audience friends chat it?
Ah so you fan of this show?
Ah
Hello? You still there?
Hello?
l ...
There is somebody who told me...
That I can consult you about my love problems
she said Sister jam can help me find a solution
I am not that good, But I'll listen to you and see what we can do.
At that time l told when I'm very bored
How could a DJ really help
This man is silly
What would he call there?
So why should we call you... Mr. Wangcai is it?
Oh he sounds like a really rich guy
what is it?
Why stop?
l do not know why l called
You may not help me
If that's the case we can consult our listeners to help you?
Wait Wait
Uh ...
Can you hear me first
Last year l went to South Korea to travel
And then met a girl there
We traveled together, but only a few days
l do not know her name
But l think ...
l fell in love with her
Wow just like in the romantic movies
But only a few days together
she said to me
That it was just a momentary illusion
So Mr Wang Cai what do you think?
l do not know...
If this is a momentary illusion, it wouldn't last this long
Its been over a year
Why do l still miss her
l want to see her every day
I think I am going crazy
Why not find her Mr. Wangcai, so you can tell her?
Its hard
There are things about her l don't know
l know ... she had a supporting role in movies
Thailand has thousands of movies
Do you think l can find her?
She told me, exactly,
romantic only exist
in love story movies
What can you say?
Can Mr. Wancai tell his real name
So that sister Jam might help you
Uh ... to ... so do it?
My name is ...
Directed by: Banjong Pisanthanakun \ N ''did not know who you are do not know who l am''
lnspired by the ''South Korea's two shadows'' \ N ''do not know what they look like in reality''
Translation: Copen \ N ''Perhaps the most important thing is not so important''
''More important is the day we met and talked to accompany''
''Let you forget that the wide world''
''Forget it There is only us''
''Happiness is a collection of treasured every last time''
''l'm glad you do not know you do not know''
''l know love is to be satisfied''
''Even though we do not know you do not know you''
''Our love will not reduce it?''
''You're side is my greatest happiness''
''Let your heart free drift we go with your heart''
''Just go with no need to expect any''
''There is nothing wrong if we did not think much''
''There must be a day you can do what you want''
''Let you forget that this is only the wide world forget us''
''Happiness is a collection of treasured every last time''
''l'm glad you do not know you do not know''
''l know love is to be satisfied''
''Even if l do not know you do not know you''
''Our love will not reduce it?''
''You're side is my greatest happiness''
''l'm glad you do not know you do not know''
''l know love is to be satisfied''
''Even though we do not know you do not know you''
''Our love will not reduce it?''
''You're side is my greatest happiness''
''l'm glad you do not know you do not know''
''l know love is to be satisfied''
''Even though we do not know you do not know you''
''Our love will not reduce it?''
''You're side is my greatest happiness''
Subtitle by Aldi Arman